She is for Display Only

What the freak! Really?! Honestly?! I am not sure how I go to even get into this "Zoo" but I am like the coy pond, there are so many little fish who look just like me that its fun for all the visitors to just fatten me up and keep going to look at the other attractions, but then out of the blue comes the Male Mallard in all his colorful wonderful glory...and what does he do?! Goes swimming! Why! You were in the mist of Peacocks and beautiful Giraffes, tigers and even the freakin camel is cute! Why ON EARTH would you swim in the pond, or even attempt to put a beautiful webbed toe int eh pond! Are you dumb?! Were you dropped one too many times from the nest?! Its a FREAKIN COY POND! On that note, I love that you did go swimming, I'm the happiest Coy anyone has ever seen.True Story. Honk.
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